soft burner

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Snarcasm

snarky and mean as well as sarcastic. (thanks to aimee.d)

Monday, November 07, 2005

Zling

when you can't afford the real thing, the bling thing, go for the zirconium variety: zling.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Making lemonade

When life throws you a curve ball, make lemonade.

Put your money in your mouth

I'm standing behind this thing. I know I'm behind the gun, so I'm putting my money in my mouth.

Behind the gun

Under the gun, behind schedule. "Dude, I am so behind the gun."

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Malappropriate

To misappropriate a malaproprism.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

You've got a green card on this.

That’s like a green light and carte blanche all wrapped into one! What isn't possible now?

Running kicking and screaming

Um, I'm not even sure what this one is supposed to mean.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The farthest thing on my mind

It's on my mind, but . . . distantly. What's from your mind?

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Wild Cannon

I'm a wild cannon baby, I'm liable to do anything. Anything!